Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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