So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
tell me about the eggs
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
