Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
