i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
