i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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