I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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