Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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