ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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