I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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