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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit

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  no

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  the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table

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  im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE

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• (559): View more from California

  Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long

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  wtf you measured my hair?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today

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  feel at noon?

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