Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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