no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Your cock deserves a montage
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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