Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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