Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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