She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Randomize
