In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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