Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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