i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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