new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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