I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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