dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
