I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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