Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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