I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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