So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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