That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
