Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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