I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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