ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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