If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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