i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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