I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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