i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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