Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You were trust falling into bushes
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize