How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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