Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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