what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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