We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
