the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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