this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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