I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
