What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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