You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
So. Much. Porn.
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