omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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