I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
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No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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