Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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