and i looked up. we had an audience...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
