So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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