I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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