I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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