Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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