You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
