? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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