in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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