You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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