I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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