I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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